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DAMN.
POSERS.
nagkalat sa Pilipinas..
Here.. In my Blog.. you'll learn..
HOW TO IDENTIFY A POSER.
Before anything else, Posers are people (male or female.. doesn't really matter) who claims that they are ROCKERS but lest they know nothing about the said genre. Inshort they are self obsessed, egocentric brats who are sooo annoying you want to kick their ass until they bleed to death.
OK. Enough.
HOW TO IDENTIFY A POSER.
1. ) Constantly brags about the bands he know.(although most of them were like.. mainstream. Or just plain dull and irritable)
2.)Dress weirdly.(Damn. This is the real deal. Most Posers dress like what they see on TV. *complete with the parang-ninguya-at-dinura look nd the ofcourse, the 2 most popular: the punk nd goth look.)
3.)Always carry their DAMN guitar.(The odd thing about this. Not all people who carry their guitars at school are posers. Its just that.. some of them are trying to show off their guitars to everyone. And the worst thing is they cant play GOOD STUFF.)
4.)They enjoy the constant bittersweet lyrics of so-called pogi rockers.(YES! They loved it sooo much they refrain from listening other stuff.. its always all about LOOOOVE.. *DAMN YOU CUESHE)
5.) Hate other genres. *thinks that only rock should revolve in the music society(This one is so annoying. They cant even respect other genres.)
6.)Proclaims to the world that they are ROCKERS.(If you're a rocker, then why do you have to tell me? This is darn stupid.)
7.)Only know the mainstream bands.. Nothing else.(haha.. i once asked a classmate if he know Jimmy eat World nd The Strokes so i can borrow a cd from him.. he just stared at me blankly and changed the topic*_*)
8.)Doesn't often share or even understand the philosophical underpinnings of Rock music unless it is at the most trivial of levels.(They obviously know nothing bout it. The real meaning of the genre and how it affects the person's perspective towards things. Nuff Said.)
9.)Acts as if he's dark, mysterious or just plain stoned.(Haha.. Some people are the real deal but you can easily know if they're faking it.)
and Last But not the Least
10.) Filthy good in plagiarism(haha.. This is the filthiest of em all.. Fats rising bands are all known for plagiarizing. They copy the ideas of the real bands and they get the credit. Inshort they try to be like them that's why they took the real band's ideas. Damn.
That's all I can think of right now.. haha..No worries though. This is enough for you to identify them.:DRAKENROL MGA KAPATID:)
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mabuhay c cherie!! w00h00!! tama yan! kaya kung nababasa nio tong blog na to... tanungin nio sarili nio...poser ba ko??? hahahah!! too bad for you boy.... hahaha! tama na ang pagbabalat-kayo (ayihee lalim ng tagalog) >:))
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